Monday, November 12, 2012

Keeping Us Safe

I do believe that our FBI may be just slightly overstaffed these days.

I have been suspecting that as I watched them running around looking for nitwits to whom they could sell Play-Doh and then string along and eventually charge with “attempting to deploy weapons of mass destruction” after six months of underground plotting. Not to mention tracking down the guy who was shopping at too many hair salons so that they could charge him with plotting to blow up the New York subway system using hair spray.

But then, when a woman walks into the FBI office with emails from another woman telling her to “stay away from my man,” and both of them are married but neither of them to the man cited in the emails, instead of saying, “You have to be kidding me,” they launch a major investigation and discover, amazingly, that adultery is afoot.

So, thanks to the FBI, not only are we being kept safe from morons with Play-Doh, but we are also safe from maniacal adulteresses.

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