He’s my
brother newspaper. The
San Diego Union-Tribune has a little self congratulatory note on the front page to the effect that today’s paper weighs four pounds. Some papers would brag about content, or writing
; our local rag brags about its weight. The
"heaviest in at least a decade."
???
For comparison, they tell us that today’s issue weighs the same as two green bean casseroles, or four NFL footballs, or three eight-inch apple pies, or one average Chihuahua. A small Chihuahua, actually, but...
???
I wonder how it compares to the weight of an average bowel movement.
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