Friday, October 12, 2012

Food Review

Open letter to Sammy's Woodfired Pizza and Grill in Mission Valley:

My wife and I have been enjoying dinner take out from your Mission Valley location at least once per month for quite a long time, and dining in with friends fairly often. The Shrimp Angel Hair and Grilled Chilled Vegetable Salad have been great favorites. Our most recent experience has brought that to a screeching halt.

Your revised dishes are a complete loser. The Shrimp Angel Hair is at best fodder, fit only to sustain life, assuming that it does not kill anyone who eats it. It looks and tastes like vomit. You did not put herbs in the sauce, you used the dirt they grew in. Unless starving to death, I would not walk across the street to eat it if you were serving it for free. The Grilled Chilled Vegetable Salad looks and tastes like something that should be fed to cattle, but only to beef cattle. That crap would sour the milk of any dairy cow that consumed it.

When you are changing the make up of dishes this radically you should at least change the name of them so that customers will not be expecting the usual delightful meal and lured into spending $43 for something that the average construction site food truck would be ashamed to serve. Major rip off. Shame on you.

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