If you are really strapped for money, can't get a job, no one will lend to you, are at your wit's end and do not want to break the law, here is a legal way for you to get some money. It is safe, fast and, trust me, it is 100% legal. There are no laws against it in any state.
Go to a bank with a gun and perform some "enhanced cash removal."
Please note that I am not advocating that anyone actually do this. My point is that, regardless of terminology, bank robbery is illegal. If you get away with the money ("It produced useful information.") it is still illegal. If you spend the money on useful things ("It saved lives.") it is still illegal.
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