Monday, September 28, 2015

Beyond Hyperbole

According to ESPN, Aaron Rogers does not walk on water, and the claim that he does do so is a false canard and an insult. Aaron Rogers walks slightly above the surface of the water, thereby assuring that his royal feet are unsullied by the unholiness of earthly material. "To say that he is the best player in the NFL,"  they tell us,
"is an insult to his greatness."

1 comment:

  1. where does Tom Brady fit in this hyperbolic scenario? Just wondering. And perhaps Peyton Manning.

    Actually, I might be fishing for snarky commentary. I've been known to do that. Any takers?