One would think that a Spam Lettuce and Tomato sandwich on Toast with Mayo would be a makeshift effort resulting from not having any bacon on hand. One would be wrong.
The Navy eats a lot of Spam, or at least the Submarine Service did circa 1960, and it is fashionable to say with raised eyebrows, "Oh I hate Spam because I got tired of eating it in the..." Whatever. I never got tired of it, which made my shipmates regard me as something of a freak. I would respond to the effect that they were unsophisticated clods with uneducated palates, which sometimes led to lively discussions at mealtimes.
What can I say? I like still Spam right out of the can or fried up nice and crisp, preferably in bacon drippings.
This was my lunch today, and it was awesome.