Torture Regime

I have been engaged in “strength training” for some time now, and it has become clear that this damned personal trainer is trying to kill me. I think my wife is in on it because she uses the same trainer and she’s all, “Oh, she’s so nice…”  No she’s not; she’s a fucking tyrant.

I don’t know if she hates all men in general, or if it’s just me, but if I disappear check that gym on Alvarado Canyon Road for dead bodies. I’ll bet there’s a bunch of them stashed in there. I think it’s a misandranous plot and she gets a bounty from the National Organization for Women. Yes, my wife is a member.