No, it didn't get stolen or anything, I just forgot where I parked it while I was in the grocery store. I finally found it and was sort of vaguely hoping that nobody noticed me doing the "Duh, where's my car?" thing. As I was putting my groceries in the car I watched two other people, both much younger than me, doing the "Duh, where's my car?" thing and I felt a little better.
The grocery store did have Haagen-Das five-ingredient ginger ice cream. Let me tell you; this is what they give you when you die and go to heaven.