Masterpiece of Delusion

In a masterly exhibition of delusional thinking, the San Diego Union Tribune has two articles on the front page today, placed one immediately above the other such that one cannot avoid seeing both headlines simultaneously. One headline reads, "'Pathetic' performance might be rock bottom for 2-5 Bolts." The other reads, "Voters could revive downtown Chargers stadium plan."

And there may be a popular write-in campaign to return Bob Filner as Mayor, too, but since he was impeached I'd consider it unlikely.