US Navy Orgies

Eric Massa is making much of his former service in the US Navy with respect to his groping of male staff members; saying that he, perhaps, failed to separate his Navy habits from his civilian behavior. Oh my.

We will toss out a couple of submarine jokes here, just for fun and assuring you that they are merely jokes.

"The submarine service is the only place in the Navy where you get
 paid by the Navy for going down."

"Seventy six men go down and thirty eight couples come up."

Okay, now that we have that out of my system; Massa was an officer and was surface Navy, while I was neither in the wardroom or on the surface, but I can assure you that social norms did not include any groping.